My stockings have been nicked!

[mrs_overall]

I bought an expensive pair of stockings as we are going to a posh "do" on Friday night.
I've just been into the garden shed and found the stockings dangling from hooks....filled with Mr O's home grown onions.
Any suggestions for revenge/punishment?

[Sqad]

perhpas he felt that the stockings in the shed filled with onions, turned him on to a greater extent than your legs in them.....LOL

[steg]

hi mrs_overall,
you could hang his plumbs next to them on rusty hooks

[mrs_overall]

Oi sqad....nowt wrong with my legs!

Steg, good idea! I've got some rusty garden shears in the shed that would do the job nicely.....

[Bbbananas]

Well that's nice aint it Mrs O - a bag of onions more appealing than your stocking-clad legs.

Should I whack him for you?

[mrs_overall]

Thanks for the offer salla but I can do two for one with the rusty garden shears....

[smudge]

P'raps Gromit borrowed 'em for over in News!

(Burka)

[mrs_overall]

I didn't know Gromit was a cross dresser!

It's ages since I've seen you smudge, I hope you're keeping well xx

[smudge]

He, he! My Dad used to nick my Mum's stockings for all sorts of jobs mrs_o!

[mrs_overall]

lol!
I know Mr O has "borrowed" tights before now when he's gone out cycling in winter.
Well, that's his excuse anyway!

[smudge]

I know - not been on here for ages mrs_o.

Lots been going on in my life & even now, only pop in when I get a minute!

Love to you & yours. -x-

[mrs_overall]

Ditto smudge....and belated happy birthday for the 16th

[smudge]

Dashing out of the door again - thank you for my birthday wishes mrs_o.

I had a wonderful day with all the family at our eldest daughter's house. The sun shone all day!

Speak again soon - take care. -xx-

[rinkins]

My tights get nicked for the water butts - count yourself lucky!

[mrs_overall]

Blimey rinkins, Mr O hasn't gone down that road yet. I guess it's just a matter of time.

[Seadragon]

Mrs Overall, if you are brave enough? You could still wear the stockings at the 'posh' do and tell everyone who gets close what happened! Mr O will never ever touch anything of yours again without permission - That is revenge! And probably embarrassment.

[Sqad]

Seadragon, in that part of Yorkshire, even a posh do, they wouldn't be able to tell the difference.....LOL

[mrs_overall]

lol seadragon!
The stockings are now all knobbly shaped. They'd probably make my legs look like a relief map of the Himalayas!

I'm making rosehip syrup later today. I might use his new Calvin Kleins as a strainer.....let's see how he likes it

[mrs_overall]

Sqad, you are cruisin' for a bruisin'

[rinkins]

Yay! Go Mrs O!

I'm sure salla will be outraged at this theft - she'll have a good idea how to get revenge I'm sure!

[Sqad]

Olive......LOL....I love it when you talk dirty to me.

P.S Were they dirty or cleaned onions?