Secret Santa

[footiefan]

Hi all - my office are doing the usual secret santa thing this year - I have drawn out of the bag my colleage who is a lady an is 60 years of age - she is quite a young 60 mind you!! - any ideas on what to get - racked my brains and getting quite stressed out about the whole thing!!

[ummmm]

How much have you got to spend?

[redman41]

Ann Summers Gift Voucher should make her happy !!

[mccfluff]

try fire box .com its got loads of weird stuff

[Sqad]

Oestradial vaginal cream and a small vibrator to start off with.

[snags]

footiefan... keep the money for beer and give her a quick goose in the store room...

[footiefan]

I have £10.00 to spend and clean answers only please!!! - ha ha!!

[Sqad]

After using the cream.....it will be clean.

[TTG]

Favourite music? What are her hobbies or interests?

[snags]

''clean answers only please!!''

Ahhh... you have much to learn...

[redman41]

As snags says, give her a Goose using Squads Australian Cream :-)))

[snags]

Butternut squash? Or is that stretching it...

[ChuckFickens]

Do you think these answers will be appropriate for the secret santa I've drawn? I got the directors wife!

[ChuckFickens]

LMAO @ snags

[Sqad]

chuck....the director's wife?.........I wouldn't touch her with vibra's............particularly after has has been "masterbating"....LOL

[redman41]

If you give the Directors Wife a good scanning Chuck, you could be in line for a rise :-))))