What's your most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

[Charlie911]

I once went out with this aboslutely stunningly gorgeous blonde, everyone was jealous because not only did she look good, she dressed really well and got on with everybody. I was on top of the world for seven weeks then out of the blue, she dumped me... for a GIRL!!!

If only she'd said something ;-) lol oh dearie me did my mates rib me or what?

She went on to 'marry' this other girl and I see the two of them about once a month.... alas, as friends only. She is still, to this very day, stunningly pretty. Yes that's the word, she was 'pretty.' If only I hadn't had such a big d*ck!!! lol Yeah go on...take the p*ss!!

[Sqad]

LOL....sex today Charlie hasn´t much to do with "d1cks" more to do with "***" LOL

[snags]

If only you hadn't 'had' or hadn't 'been'?

[mccfluff]

What The Funicular

[Ankou]

i went to the doctors once with intestinal problems, when i was at reception i dropped my card on the floor, bent over to pick it up which caused some wind to escape very loudly and excruciatingly smelly. the receptionists eyese were in tears, either with laughter or noxious gas, i’m not sure. many on the waiting room were choking behind their yacht monthly or country homes magazines. anyhow, i’ve got meds for it now, so hopefully that won’t happen again.

to be fair your story is quite embarrassing. whenever i have gone out with a girl who decided to dabble with the other side, they’d always invite me to join in. tough luck eh.

[jno]

blimey, Ankou, you produce laughing gas? Medical science will be waving chequebooks at you.

[China Doll]

'Yeah go on...take the p*ss!! '

^^^ Nah you're alright love, it's unsporting to mock the afflicted.

[jackthehat]

Waving cheque books..............quite vigorously, I imagine :o)

[Ankou]

jno i have amazing talents (you might have noticed), i can also make the sun shine from there too.

[Sqad]

I was doing a GP locum in Nottingham and the place was packed, so had to get a move on. Rang the bell for the next patient and nobody appeared, so rang it again and the door opened and a woman came in followed by a man. She thought she was pregnant and i told them to go into the examination room and strip down to the waist. I examined her internally and said to the bloke,"She is about 14weeks pregnant" he replied "Nothing to do with me, I don´t even know her, you rang the bell twice and we both came in"

She had stripped down to her waist with a bloke that she had never met before next to her in the same room.

[4getmenot]

My first kiss is now gay, my first crush..gay.

[Ankou]

^ ^ snigger snigger arf arf

[Barmaid]

I still think that walking down a packed court corridor with my skirt tucked in my knickers was probably up there with "most embarrassing".

That and walking into a room full of men to have my windscreen replaced and saying "I've got a dirty great crack" to guffaws of laughter.

[Sqad]

tonyted...LOL LOL

[Sqad]

tony ;-)

[36TEAK36]

Probaby my most embarrassing moment goes back to when I was a fit young 20 year old on Holiday in Benidorm. I got up one morning (still drunk from the previous night) and decided to do some serious sunbathing around the pool. I put on my black Speedos, found myself a sun lounger, and began my sunbathing. I spent about 20 minutes eying up the lovely girls walking by, and was chuffed at the amount of smiles I was getting, and then I fell asleep. I awoke sometime later with a searing pain down below, and when I looked down all I could see were a bright red sunburnt pair a b@lls hanging out the side of my speedos.Highly emabarrassing, and very painful. Even more embarrassing is that the sunburn was so bad I had to go to see a local female doctor who I swear blind was fighting to contain her laughter whislt she held my delicates in her hand.

[Answerprancer]

Probably totally forgetting a fellow performer's name live on stage when introducing her.
I also did this twice at this year's Glastonbury --aaagh!