Caption Competition, October 22

[excelsior-1]

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/CAPTION-CONTEST-23-lord-of-the-rings-9346676-960-404.jpg

[janbee]

Oh dear, the shock of receiving one's newly hiked energy bill...

[waterboatman]

I knew I shouldn't have bought that mirror!

[mac44]

I never thought no make-up could make that much difference.

[Dee Sa]

you've changed your hair

[bibblebub]

How did you know that I read the Daily Mail?

[grasscarp]

But this is a caption competition from another site Excelsior together with all their answers!

[DTCwordfan]

"Idiot, you shouldn't have gone to that AB gathering."

[netibiza]

"Oh I've got a Best Answer!"

[mallyh]

this pile cream stingsssssssss !!!!!!!

[aelmpvw]

barry cryer receives his tax bill for a week's appearances on countdown

[steg]

I AM A NATURAL BLONDE !!!

[society]

Arrrrrrrrr I'm gonna get you!!

[jim360]

You're getting paid how much more than I am?!?!?!?

[Graham-W]

Seventy years waiting to get on the NHS dentist list and still no joy.

[shoota]

'What's a consonant between friends - I didn't ask for a Bilbo.......'

[anneasquith]

I am not jeff chandler !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andres]

I've won 'The Postcode Lottery'!!!Am I pulling the right face?

[baza]

let go of my nuts

[mrs_overall]

Argh...Gness, put your clothes back on


(I am so dead now)

[LochNessMonster]

"So your tell me my parents are not Greek Roma ?"