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So, All The Young People Are In The Kitchen (Where The Booze Is) And The Rest Of Us Are In...

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lardhelmet | 23:17 Wed 31st Dec 2014 | Seasonal
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...the living room watching Queen. Where would you be if you were here? Bed isnt an option! lol
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No need for the mower... her bush has been trimmed.
00:44 Thu 01st Jan 2015
Happy New Year!
Tony, have you checked where the resuscitator is kept?
I'd like to be in the same room with...My wife, my mistress, my sister in law, my best friends mother, and... the gardener!
Happy 2015 to everyone ... may your dreams be good and your reality even better.

Dave xx
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Oh 'eck! Who gave mastercraft that Camel?
Lard...throw a blanket over Mastercraft......he'll have forgotten it all by morning...x
Happy New Year Lardy!
Yes I have, Daisy. gness has got it.

And a happy new year to you to, Dave.


psssst, lardy got anymore of those camels.
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Ok gness. Will a horse rug do? Happy New Year mastercraft.
Camels ... pffft ... can we not have a Woodbine please?
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tony...they are in the tack room under the western saddle.
No Woodbines, Dave. Got a Park Drive though.
Thanks lardy. Any matches ?.
That'll be fine, Lard.....a large one if he's got company.....

I have an e-cig if anyone is interested.....☺
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In the drawer with the swiss army knives (in case we ever need the doo-dad that removes stones from 'orses 'ooves)
Thanks, lardy. The bottle opener is useful as well.
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Dont remember mastercraft saying he was bringing tbe gardener. If they get bored my mate will let them have a go on his sit upon mower
Just warn him about the ha-ha, lardy ...
Too late! More like waa waa than ha ha
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Sorry - just been sorting out a kerfuffle out on the patio. Whilst auld lang syne-ing my mate spotted some Camel butts in her jardiniere.
Lord....I had that, Lard......really painful...... :-(

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