Loosehead, the purpose of basket queues is *speed*, so I maintain that my 2 Buds + cash is in the right spirit.
I posted this a while ago, but in case you missed it, here is a jolly jape for miserable gits like us. You know the way that people start to crowd their stuff on to the conveyor as soon as a free square inch appears ? Well, when it's your turn, don't. Wait and watch as the conveyor slides on and on and don't start stacking. You will *feel* the discomfort in the queue behind you. Look around occasionally and smile broadly. Eventually if you are lucky someone will tap you on the shoulder and say "you could start putting your shopping on there now!"
Also when you pay - cash of course - remark loudly how rare cash is these days, how cards and cheques slow down the checkouts etc, then go home with a warm glow, lolling all the way.
p.s. Loosehead, do you count people's items on the 10 or less and make rude remarks if there are 11 - OR 12 !!!