any good englishjokes? thought i could take some of these to a do im going to!

[NiceCupOfTea]

Why was the wheelbarrow invented?

To teach the English to walk on two legs.

[ELVIS68]

An Englishman asks a Pakistani if he can have his sons ball back that lands in his garden

The Pakistani replies "Old Pakistan law says the ball is in my garden the ball belongs to me"

Englishman replies "Old English law says whoever kicks hardest in the nuts keeps the ball"

Pakistani man says " If that is old English law then Ok"

The Englishman kicks him in the nuts and the Pakistaniwinces and says "Ohhhhhh..very good shot" now it is my turn"

To which the Englishman says" Keep the fooking ball"

[Fish the Mod]

Everyweek I give my wife flowers without fail, we're lucky we live next to an accident blackspot.

Phoned my boss today, 'i can't come into work, I'm sick'
How sick are you? he asked.
I'm in bed with my sister, how sick do you want me to be?

[Ric.ror]

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God would never trust that lot in the dark

[terambulan]

Y does USA have a black president when we only have Brown?