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magicmick | 10:26 Thu 28th Jun 2012 | Jokes
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A woman stopped by at her sons house unannounced.
She knocked on the door and walked in
She was shocked to see here daughter-in-law
Lying on the couch totally naked
Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the air
"What are you doing" she asked
"I'm waitin for Justin to come home from work" she said
"But you are naked" the mother-in-law exclaimed
"This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law replied
"love dress when you are naked"
"Justin loves me wearing this dress when he sees it he goes
all romantic and ravages me for hours
The mother-in-law left went home showered, put on her best
perfume, chose a romantic cd then lay naked waiting for hubby
to return from work.
Finally he came home and saw her lying there so provocatively
"What are you doing" he asked
"This is my love dress" she said sensually
"Needs ironing" he said. "what's for dinner"
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LOL, had to chuckle at this.
Funny story~
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Just hope it cheers up a miserable day, pouring down in the NW, the wife just got in with Rockie our sons border collie wet through, I said shall I put my love suit on? she said "I would rather have some tea and toast"
LOL, mick, at least she didn't say it needs ironing
LOL.
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As she was going up stairs to get changed I did not quite catch it but I heard here say something about" Mr Blobby",
Made me smile. :)

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