Men and kilts

abstibus | 07:03 Thu 25th Oct 2012 | ChatterBank

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I wore a dress and warm tights for the first time in a million years yesterday and my nether regions felt a bit chilly after so many years of trousers/jeans.
How do men in kilts manage? Must be freezing up there.

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albaqwerty

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Not if they've got the right company :-)

07:13 Thu 25th Oct 2012

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albaqwerty

Where's Tony when you need him?

They've, err, how shall I put it? -they've got company up there, if it gets too cold there's shrinkage.

abstibus

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Aah.... alba. And they're prepared to suffer for beauty?
Does it take long to defrost?

albaqwerty

Not if they've got the right company :-)

abstibus

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Snigger!

Quizmonster

Reading about kilts and the idea of the verb 'wear', reminds me of an old joke...
Any Scotsman in a kilt who is asked by a young English woman, "What's worn under the kilt?" should always reply, "Therrre's naethin' worrrn underrr ma kilt, lassie; it's a' in perrrfect worrrkin orrrderrr!"

abstibus

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Is is true that some regiments make the wearers walk over a mirror?

albaqwerty

Would probably be best if it was a magnifying mirror :-)
It's too dark up there anyway.

lol quiz, don't forget about the grew-some (gruesome) too!