In a world where......

[Arti]

.......food and consumables, clothes etc suppliers/manufacturers have to be completely honest about ingredients etc, can you think of advertising descriptions eg

Richards Sausages, a better class of pig's anus, mixed with delightfully ground bones.

Falmouth Jeans, cheap and durable with exotic child sweat from India woven into every strand.

[boxtops]

Cigarettes - infused with a delightful mix of poisons and heavy metals.

[craft1948]

Do you mean Falmers?

[Arti]

No, Crafty, just changing names enough not to be sued ;)

[Arti]

lol, Trime :)
Hi, boxy ;)

[boxtops]

evening, arti ;-(

[mike11111]

Bugger me. I just realised I had a better class of pig's anus for tea.

[RATTER15]

mike11111, why do you want people to "bugger" you?

I think you are on the wrong site mate! :-)

[anneasquith]

oooh !

[Arti]

Not yet, housey. Won't be long if I'm on here, though:)

[boxtops]

Mike, you're not alone, we had sausage sandwiches for lunch ;-)

[karenmac60]

Chicken Kievs - mechanically recovered mush, lovingly filled with garlic flavoured fat and moulded into the shape of something vaguely edible.

[DTCwordfan]

Arti - "only half full of hot air"

(evidence - see Avatar)

[Arti]

Go to work on a product of a hen's reproductive system

[Barmaid]

Lactulose - makes you sh1t