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SpikeyBush | 00:19 Wed 01st Feb 2012 | Jokes
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Nelson Mandela returned home with Winnie after a stroll in the park to find a pile of exhaust pipes on his lawn.

Next day he returned home to find a pair of headlights, a bumper and a 25 gallon drum of engine oil.

On the third day he decided to stay in to see if the same would happen again.

A car transporter turned up to leave five Micras with him. Infuriated, he asked the driver for the delivery docket.

"You berk!"

"I am Nelson Mandela. NOT Nissan Main Dealer"
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HaHa
14:07 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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Good one Spikey
;o)
14:08 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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Trying to work out how Winnie fits into this.....
14:11 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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Winnies single name wasnt Bago was it?
23:42 Wed 01st Feb 2012

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