Thought for the day...

[Jemisa]

I've heard that all bank notes get that money smell from cocaine and CRACK!







THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one pound notes In your wallet were ever in a stripper's @rse crack?
If not, you're wondering now aren't you?. Have a nice day ..


So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money

That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

[commoner]

Answer is no..we don't have £1 notes.....;-)

[albaqwerty]

I'm wary of tenners :-D

(Inflation)

[wolf63]

I went out on Friday. I hate going down the stairs to the street from my flat so to give me two hands free I stuck the £40 in my hand into my bra.

I was wandering along the road and for some reason looked down - my top and camisole had both slipped and all that was visible was the money sticking out of my bra. I hope that nobody that I know saw it. :-)

[commoner]

Can't see what the problem is!..I for one would love to think my notes had been in a strippers ..er ..well where Jem suggests....maybe I'm some sort of pervert eh?..Heh heh!

[gness]

Jem. I was in a club once with two guys...don't ask...where a girl was "dancing".
One of them put $20 in her G string and made her stand still while he took his change. I apologised to her.

[commoner]

gness..address of said club ..please!....he heh!

[gness]

Downtown Calgary...I'll show you where.

[commoner]

Jeez gness..that's along way from Barnsley...UK,<G.

[gness]

I'm not a cheap date Commoner. x

[commoner]

rofl gness....

[DTCwordfan]

Cor blimey - imagine what Tony would offer.....

Half the national debt, I would think.

[gness]

Not if Murray has a say DT.

[parkie]

That's why I only use new money. I burn the old notes.

[tommy-h]

always better to use a credit card.

[JonnyBoy12]

Well, in that case we should not put our money where our mouth is!

[boxtops]

How old is this joke, when did we last see a one pound note ?!

[owdhamer]

This has nothing to do with your post jem but you may find it funny. Farmer comes home to find wife legs open on kitchen table shouting i want a right good f___ing,so do i says farmer ive just ploughed the wrong field

[bednobs]

i hate it when people put money in their mouth (for example when they are getting it out to pay)

[Jemisa]

D'ya know someone sent me this advice in an email & I thought I would pass it on to you... but it did not dawn on me about the £1 note. Just goes to show I live in fairyland half the time. (The £1 coin doesn't have the same ring about it somehow.)

Owd, I like the joke (giggle)

jem