dumb deed of the day

[Dee Sa]

I left a pack of 28 toilet rolls at Asda checkout, I had a small trolley so I said to checkout lady I will leave these here and put them on top of the other shopping and promptly walked away without them, I mean you couldnt miss a pack that size could you ? rang Asda and eventually spoke to someone in customer "couldnt care" and they have them and I will collect tomorrow, bang goes my "I am not leaving the house on Tuesdays" resolution.

[baza]

well if your out of bog rolls perhaps you'd better go now.

[Mick-Talbot]

She could stamp her feet.

[craft1948]

I once left a pack of 200 cigarettes in my trolley, went back the next day to buy some more and when I was telling the girl at the cigarette counter she asked me what brand they were and then produced them from under the counter. The trolley collector had handed them in............I left him £5 to get a couple of pints.

[Dee Sa]

dont worry folks its my hobby buying bog rolls we already have enough for xmas.

[Psybbo]

I also insist on buying toilet rolls and have more than enough to take us into the New Year, but, guess what, I'll buy more this week

[tonyav]

Bloody woman, and bog rolls.

[Psybbo]

We have to tony, otherwise you would be using newspapers!

[DTCwordfan]

Just leave him the nettles, sibs, that is if the goats haven't got to them.

[tonyav]

Doh I knew I would get some ' Smart Arse ' answer lol

[Psybbo]

Lovely idea DT, just imagining it now

[tonyav]

I don't want to imagine that !.

[bednobs]

you are not captain crunch's wife are you??

[pastafreak]

Hmmmm...coincidence?

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1185689.html

...or is there an owl about?

[pastafreak]

ooops....didn't see you there bednobs...lol

[JonnyBoy12]

I would make a joke abut this but that would just be toilet humour!

[parkie]

When I took over my job as a school caretaker some years ago, my predecessor had no idea of stock control and my office, such as it was, was chock-a-block with boxes and boxes of toilet rolls.
Even with 200+ children and all the staff in the school it took me ages to get them down to a manageable level.
I think my OH must have got some lessons from him before I took over.

[Jeza]

When Netto closed down they had an offer of 18 Toilet rolls for £3 or 2 packs for £4.50 Andrex by the way. We are about to finish them.