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For the love of jeff, what is it with you women and excessive toilet roll purchasing?
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Earlier i've gone to the cupboard under the stairs looking for my toolbox, i opened the cupboard and was immediately buried under an avalanche of what seemed like tonnes of toilet roll so after i dug through pack after pack of toilet roll and got to the tools i texted the missus and asked her why do we need so much as it appears we have enough to last until summer 2013. Her answer was "You never know" Eh? You never know what exactly?
Do women know something us men don't? Rather than purchase 30 8 packs of Andrex or whatever wouldn't it be make more sense to save that money and have only what we need as the shops across the road? Or wouldn't it make sense to spend all of that wasted money on essentials such as steak, beer or something else more needed?
Are women really waster under the guise of savers or clever planners of unknown disasters to come?
Women, do you buy excessive loo rolls? Is so why?
Men are you sick to the back teeth of your hard earned wedge being spent on something you can't drink or eat? For Funks Sake, yesterday i went to have a cup of coffee and the milk was finished! Yet we had literally a quarter of a ton of loo roll which wasn't helping anyone!
I'm off to the pub as i need a drink now
Do women know something us men don't? Rather than purchase 30 8 packs of Andrex or whatever wouldn't it be make more sense to save that money and have only what we need as the shops across the road? Or wouldn't it make sense to spend all of that wasted money on essentials such as steak, beer or something else more needed?
Are women really waster under the guise of savers or clever planners of unknown disasters to come?
Women, do you buy excessive loo rolls? Is so why?
Men are you sick to the back teeth of your hard earned wedge being spent on something you can't drink or eat? For Funks Sake, yesterday i went to have a cup of coffee and the milk was finished! Yet we had literally a quarter of a ton of loo roll which wasn't helping anyone!
I'm off to the pub as i need a drink now
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Bear in mind that your wife, if she is like most women, will use around half a roll of loo paper each time she pays a visit. Tip...If the woman in your life is guilty of this, tell her to tear off a few sheets at a time, and not to unroll a huge single wadge. This way it will allow the paper to be more readily flushed away, and you won't have to get the caustic soda out to clear that blocked drain. (The voice of experience!).
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