Crosswords1 min ago
Airport Security - The Clear Plastic Bag Question
Recently I was told by a security person at Manchester Airport that I should not be presenting my teeny shower gel and toothpaste etc in a clear plastic zip-top cosmetic bag, but in a resealable polythene bag.
I have presented said bag at many airports including Manchester and never had any problem .... is this a new regulation? And can anyone explain why a clear plastic zipped bag is less secure than a bag off a roll?
It's not like I can strangle the pilot with the zip.
I have presented said bag at many airports including Manchester and never had any problem .... is this a new regulation? And can anyone explain why a clear plastic zipped bag is less secure than a bag off a roll?
It's not like I can strangle the pilot with the zip.
Answers
I was at Gatwick airport once and I stumbled upon a similar farce: I presented my hand-luggage for inspection and was told that my toothpaste must be in a re-sealable plastic bag. This is roughly how the conversation went: Security Bloke: This must be in a re-sealable plastic bag. Me: Oh, I didn't collect one on the way through. Security Bloke: Then I can't let...
16:46 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
We are regular fliers through Manchester airport, and this regulation has been in place for quite some time. Liquids, gels etc must be in containers no bigger then 100ml, and I think no more than 400ml in total must be in the bag, which must be transparent and resealable. I use ziplock freezer bags and they have always been acceptable.
I use the ones they hand out at Heathrow. Usually take two in case I need one on the return journey from somewhere that doesnt have them. I can remember having to buy a bag once from a regional UK airport but forget which one. Have also noticed that although I put a few things into the bag they dont really bother if some things (tiny moisturiser for example) are not put in it. Got stopped at Johannesburg last month. They had spotted a water bottle that I had totally forgotten about in my hand luggage. The security girl kept studying it as it was an unusual make. I said do you want me to drink it to show you it is ok. All the emphasis seems to be now on liquids rather than sharp objects. It is all crazy. I have a friend who is a pilot. She had her tweezers taken off her. On board she has a crash axe on the flight deck!
I was at Gatwick airport once and I stumbled upon a similar farce:
I presented my hand-luggage for inspection and was told that my toothpaste must be in a re-sealable plastic bag.
This is roughly how the conversation went:
Security Bloke: This must be in a re-sealable plastic bag.
Me: Oh, I didn't collect one on the way through.
Security Bloke: Then I can't let you take it on board.
Me: Ah, the stack of bags is just back there (pointing to the security gate behind me) can I go and get one?
Security Bloke: No, once you've come this far, you can't go back.
Me: (Spotting a few of them lying around on the shelves from where the security bloke was serving) Oh look, there are some right next to you, could I have one of those please?
Security Idiot: No, sorry - I cant let you have one.
Me: But they are the same regulation re-sealable bags as those ones back there?
Security Bloke: Yes.
Me: Well, why can't I have one of those? they're right there next to you!!
Security Moron: It's against regulations for me to give you one of those.
Me: But they're the SAME ONES as the ones supplied back there!!!
Security Idiot: Yes, I know, it's against the rules for me to hand you one.
Me: Why?
Security Totally Stupid Dogmatic Git: Because it's against the rules.
Me: You've already told me that, WHY is it "against the rules"?
Security TSDG: Because it's against the rules.
Me: Ok, so it comes down to just plain dogma then?
Security TSDG: (silence)
I presented my hand-luggage for inspection and was told that my toothpaste must be in a re-sealable plastic bag.
This is roughly how the conversation went:
Security Bloke: This must be in a re-sealable plastic bag.
Me: Oh, I didn't collect one on the way through.
Security Bloke: Then I can't let you take it on board.
Me: Ah, the stack of bags is just back there (pointing to the security gate behind me) can I go and get one?
Security Bloke: No, once you've come this far, you can't go back.
Me: (Spotting a few of them lying around on the shelves from where the security bloke was serving) Oh look, there are some right next to you, could I have one of those please?
Security Idiot: No, sorry - I cant let you have one.
Me: But they are the same regulation re-sealable bags as those ones back there?
Security Bloke: Yes.
Me: Well, why can't I have one of those? they're right there next to you!!
Security Moron: It's against regulations for me to give you one of those.
Me: But they're the SAME ONES as the ones supplied back there!!!
Security Idiot: Yes, I know, it's against the rules for me to hand you one.
Me: Why?
Security Totally Stupid Dogmatic Git: Because it's against the rules.
Me: You've already told me that, WHY is it "against the rules"?
Security TSDG: Because it's against the rules.
Me: Ok, so it comes down to just plain dogma then?
Security TSDG: (silence)
Conversation with a Captain I know who was flying a 747 back from the States (before they made crew exempt from the liquids rules):-
Security guard - "Sir, you can`t take that bottle of water with you"
Captain - "Why not?"
Security guard - "Security, Sir"
Captain - "What do you think I`m going to do, storm the flight deck and take control of the aircraft?"
Security guard "It`s security, Sir"
Security guard - "Sir, you can`t take that bottle of water with you"
Captain - "Why not?"
Security guard - "Security, Sir"
Captain - "What do you think I`m going to do, storm the flight deck and take control of the aircraft?"
Security guard "It`s security, Sir"
Related Questions
Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.