Funny T-Shirts...

[Jemisa]

Today going down the high St. I saw a young lady who must have been about 7-8 months pregnant,she had a T-shirt on and accross the front in big letters it said "I should have danced all night"
I thought that quite funny, what funny slogans have you seen on a T-shirt?

Jem

[ummmm]

Drinking is my religion please join me in a prayer.

I stand for no one (plain lazy brand)

[Answerprancer]

On an otherwise plain black T-shirt worn by a 13 year old boy:
"...yeah, whatever"

[hc4361]

"If you can read this, you're too close. F*** off"

[Mattk]

Jesus is coming...look busy.

[ummmm]

My OH has one that says...

FCUK YOU on the front and YOU FCUKING FCUK on the back.

[craft1948]

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

[craft1948]

I used to have one that said 'A hard man is nice to find'. The mother-in-law thought it was a misprint :-(

[SpikeyBush]

"Have another beer" in a typeface that no matter how hard you try, you just can't focus on it.

[pixie373]

I've seen a maternity top with "it started with a kiss..."
also, "how's my drinking? Please ring 0800...etc"
and "if found, please return to pub"

[RATTER15]

When I was a youngster riding my Triumph motorcycle, before we were flooded with Japanese bikes, I had a T shirt that said.

" I would rather eat worms than ride a Japanese motorcycle"

[Jeza]

I saw one in a service area on the M1 which read, I'm with stupid. I think the man with her must have been.

[craft1948]

I used to drive a Suzuki which had a sticker on saying 'Buy Blitish'

[RATTER15]

Not long ago I saw a very very large lady, on her T shirt it said:

"Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt"

[Mass_Hysteria]

"Fighting for PEACE, is like F***ING for Virginity"

[flump1]

Seen recently on an older ( 70 yr ) gentleman a white T declaring " I am The Stig ".

[Answerprancer]

I used to like the t shirts Viz used to advertise...
"Don't be soft, have a fight"
"Drink beer, smoke tabs"
and my favourite..
"Listen to your doctor - Stay in the pink with ciggies and drink"

[ummmm]

That's a good one Mass...

[sunny-dave]

I confess to owning this one ...

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0154/1105/products/I_m-Brilliant_1024x1024.jpg?6564

[sunny-dave]

... and this one

http://static2.sdith-images.com/media/catalog/product/cache/7/thumbnail/464x464/85e4522595efc69f496374d01ef2bf13/i/m/image_16353_1_195315_1_38903_1_48_1_163682.jpg

[SpikeyBush]

Talking if Viz magazine I remember the ads for the tongue-in-cheek Nat West adverts with the T-shirt slogan: "Left school? No job? No money? Then f..k off"