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Are You A Real Pilot?

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McMouse | 08:21 Mon 05th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Marine Pilot sat down at a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.

I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:




"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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LOL.........I thought it was going to be about the little boy with Welder's glasses, who at the end of the joke said....."I will be honest Mr, i am not a real welder"
Alternative ending............

he said, 'I'm squad. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:




"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm squad.'
Please excuse the terrible spelling of sqad .... I'm new here.
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Now that was very funny :-)
lol

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