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We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.
I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.
I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.
'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?
I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.
We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.
I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.
I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.
'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.
.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?
I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.
We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.
I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.
I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.
'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.
.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?
I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.
I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.
I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.
'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?
I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.
We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.
I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.
I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.
'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.
.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?
I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.
We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.
I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.
I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.
How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.
'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.
.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?
I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."
I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.
My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.
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