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What Did You Lose?
A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30 PM.
One night she decided to try not to rouse him.
She undressed in the living room and, her handbag over her arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
'Now, what?!!' he exclaimed. 'Did you lose everything?'
One day, Harry and Sarah were having a petty argument.
After shouting back and forth, Sarah finally says, "Let's make a deal. To end this argument, you admit that I am right and I will admit that I am wrong."
Harry thought for a moment, agreed, and asked her to go first.
Sarah replied, "I'm sorry Harry, I am wrong."
In response, Harry shouts happily, "You're right!"
A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to a photographer.
She wanted to know if the photographer could remove the hat from the picture.
He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on.
I forgot, she said. But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat.
One night she decided to try not to rouse him.
She undressed in the living room and, her handbag over her arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
'Now, what?!!' he exclaimed. 'Did you lose everything?'
One day, Harry and Sarah were having a petty argument.
After shouting back and forth, Sarah finally says, "Let's make a deal. To end this argument, you admit that I am right and I will admit that I am wrong."
Harry thought for a moment, agreed, and asked her to go first.
Sarah replied, "I'm sorry Harry, I am wrong."
In response, Harry shouts happily, "You're right!"
A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to a photographer.
She wanted to know if the photographer could remove the hat from the picture.
He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on.
I forgot, she said. But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat.
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