Food

[marval]

As a child, I had an obsession with Posh Spice. It cost my mum a fortune in saffron.

I went to a restaurant and ordered a baby roast chicken. They gave me a burnt egg.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction: I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen.”

A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

I’m a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

I got food poisoning today… I don't know when I'll use it.

Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

[excelsior-1]

LOL, those are very tasty

[Butterbun]

Some good ones there.

[jim360]

Yet more lovely ones, one of the highlights of my time on AB reading your posts! :)

[marval]

Thank you Jim.

[tonyav]

I like the seafood menu, marval !.