Delivery people can read? Last delivery of an expensive and fairly fragile item I had was left on the doorstep in full view of the road. Delivery person obviously could not find the doorbell. On the doorframe.
Two days later post person could not find it either. Dreaded red and white card on the mat. No TV or radio on, bell was working (I check if I am waiting for a delivery, door living room door open in case anyone knocked.
Nearest P.O. 1/4 mile away. Can't re-deliver there, different Post Code.
15 minute bus journey after 10 minute walk. Decided to shop in that area. Found some cheap branded Scotch. Silver lining?