I'm Blaming Alcohol #2

[Barmaid]

Of course, not everyone has got a bit tiddled and done silly things, but I'll guess there are a few of us out there who feel the need to confess.

Snow becomes a bit light fingered....
One Christmas at work, we opened the fizz rather earlier than we should and I suppose being on awfully strong painkillers didnt help. Consequently, I spent the entire lunch asleep in the loos.
On a night out in Birmingham I got stuck in a revolving door.

Over to you - the more outrageous the better.........

[EcclesCake]

I make Snow White look like a slattern so sadly I cannot recount any drunken tales.

The other take on this is that I can't remember the humiliating incidents.

[ummmm]

Lol...revolving doors. You were brilliant :-D

[ummmm]

I got a dig in the ribs saying 'she's going round again'

[ummmm]

And...that time in Birmingham...I fell over in front of loads of people before I'd even had a drink :-) Ginge didn't help me, he just stood there and laughed...

[DTCwordfan]

just ask gness and ummmm - albs has had her moments too.

[Smowball]

Eccles I won't mention the night I stayed at yours and the episode when you went into the garden...... ; )

[EcclesCake]

Having racked my brain I recall leaving a party and thinking it would be a good idea to leapfrog a bollard. Unfortunately I was wearing a long cardigan that got snagged on the bollard and I landed on my knees.

The alcohol in my system was a highly effective anaesthetic. The next day I go out of bed and putting weight on my leg nearly made me vomit from the excruciating pain.

[EcclesCake]

Sshh Smow!!!

[-SharonA-]

I remember once in Benidorm, got so drunk that on arrival back at the hotel for the night, I decided to jump into the pool. Fully clothed and with contact lenses in!!!!

[Smowball]

My lips are sealed Eccles. I will NOT mention the fall whatsoever..... not a word....
On another note my sister once nicked all the garden gnomes in her road and left ransom notes.....

[DTCwordfan]

stag night for me....

tried setting the Star in Belgravia alight with a Flaming Drambuie.

Back to my mate's and I fell asleep in the hedge outside. (Wandsworth)

Woke up in my Wimbledon flat at 2pm next day, strolled out of the bedroom and there was a motorway sized cone sitting there in the hallway, this having come from half-way up West Hill, at least 1/2 a mile of carrying it.

Beats waking up on a loo seat at Uni, my trousers down by my ankles and a very sore and red rear - how long I had been there unknown but thought to be 6 hours, someone having seen me go in there the evening before.

[ummmm]

I jumped in the sea in Blackpool and then passed out with hypothermia!! :-)

[Barmaid]

lol, keep em coming.........

I have the unfortunate ability to remember what I have done.

"I make Snow White look like a slattern" you mean you only manage three dwarves in one night?! *runs and hides*

[Berniecuddles2]

one of the dwarves left happy tho lol

[EcclesCake]

Smow the best bit was when Mr Cake came home and kept looking at my forehead with a quizzical look, I responded with a look of nonchalance.

Barmaid, you can run but you can't hide. Let's just say a Grumpy was a little less Grumpy!

[sherrardk]

Loads of stupid stuff - once fell against someone's front door (clearly it wasn't shut properly) and ended up on their living room floor, was laughing so much I couldn't get up for what seemed liked ages.

[Smowball]

We were in a hotel one night and ordered room service really late and after far too much wine - young lad appears at door bout half hr later and I apparently asked him if he'd like to join us for the evening!!! He said no and practically ran away down thfor corridor!

[EcclesCake]

Smow, do you have any pampas grass in your front garden?

[ummmm]

One morning I was woken by my son saying 'there's a man asleep on the living room floor and he's been sick, he has ginger hair, it might be Shane (my cousin)' It was my cousin. I kicked him. Before he got to ours he fell aslseep in the park and someone stole his watch :-)

[Smowball]

Erm I used to Eccles - why??