Not Bliss Is!

[gness]

Taking in an Amazon delivery and discovering Dave has bought more beauty products.... !

Toiletries he's calling them.....I'm falling over boxes of the bloody things...he must think Ireland doesn't have toiletries..... ;-)

[hellywelly4]

Curious - who does he use them on - himself?

[gness]

I guess so, Helly.....though next door's cat is looking very sleek these days....and smells delightful..... ;-)

[Rockrose]

Well if they don't hear him coming in Ireland they will definitely smell him!

[gness]

They will, RR! And he won't need lights on his bike if his hair gets any shinier.... ;-)

[Rockrose]

Lol I can well imagine all the nicknames he will get from the locals for his fragrant self!

[cupid04]

Well he needs to cover up the smell after he's been fishing...

[gness]

He's just getting used to being called David and not Dave, RR..... :-)

Hi, Cupes.....he will....though he's said he'd rather I didn't go fishing with him....can't think why..... :-(

[cupid04]

Is that in case you get confused when he asks you to hold his rod ;-) x

[TonyV]

Gness you could at least get to choose a fly?

[gness]

Cupes and Tony......I think it's more that he doesn't want me too near him in a place he could drown...... :-)

[Mamyalynne]

You sure they are toiletries?

He's not discovered your Book of Spells has he?

[gness]

Shhhhh, Mamya!!!! You don't have any spare newt's eyes, do you?.x

[Mamyalynne]

Out of Newt - fresh stock due in any day.

[gness]

Okay.....I have too many toes of frogs if you run short...x

[Mamyalynne]

Deal.

[Calicogirl]

If it's any consolation Gness, Calicoman has at least 10 times the amount of rubbish to put on his face etc than I have, so it's clearly a bloke thing.

[gness]

Honestly, Calico! Nowt wrong with a bar of carbolic!

[tonyav]

Nowt wrong with a bar of carbolic!


Wot !, thats a luxury. Vim and a scrubbing brush does the job.

[Calicogirl]

I scrubbed him in coaltar soap when I had him in Ireland, he smelled gorgeous!

[sunny-dave]

never mind the carbolics ...