Dirty Laundry 2

DTCwordfan | 20:05 Wed 27th Feb 2019 | Jokes

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(I used to live in Belgium and the Flemish asked me to tell this one repeatedly...last time it was in a restaurant and I was wearing each one until the last one - that was in my pocket.)

A brilliant salesman is dispatched to a Northern town on Monday to sell a brand new washing powder. He starts, logically at No1.

"Morning Madam, I'm working with a brand new washing powder and it's brilliant - very quick, no washing machine, just bowls of hot and cold water - and of course something to wash."

"You're in time for my husband's work shirts. Go into the kitchen and set yourself up."

She comes down with the said shirts and he takes one, 'Dip it in, dip it out and then dip it in and out, cold water second." He lifts the shirt up to the light and then his nose, "Shining bright and smells like a rose."

"That's brilliant, I'll take 4 boxes."

Number 3 next (same side of the street) - "Morning Madam, I'm working with a brand new washing powder and it's brilliant - very quick, no washing machine, just bowls of hot and cold water - and of course something to wash."

"You're in time for my husband's work trousers. Go into the kitchen and set yourself up."

She comes down with the said breeks and he takes one, 'Dip it in, dip it out and then dip it in and out, cold water second." He lifts the troos up to the light and then his nose, "Shining bright and smells like a rose."

"That's brilliant, I'll take 3 boxes."

This goes on, up the street and he sells 60 boxes like that - no rejections at all - as a small reward, he has a coffee and returns to number 18, first house on the way back, a beautiful young woman coming to the door.

"Morning Madam, I'm working with a brand new washing powder and it's brilliant - very quick, no washing machine, just bowls of hot and cold water - and of course something to wash."

"I'm afraid that you are too late, I've done the wash."

"Are you sure you don't have anything."

"Nope, done it. Sorry."

Then she thinks - "Go into the kitchen and set yourself up. I'm sure I can find something" and she goes upstairs.

Less than 2 mins later, she's back, her white panties in hand. "I was wearing these, they'll do, I'm sure."

"Yes Madam, and he takes hold of them and starts, 'Dip it in, dip it out and then dip it in and out, cold water second." He lifts the panties up to the light and then his nose, "Shining bright and smells like a.......err, err, Dip it in, dip it out."