Name One Of The Daftest Things You’Ve Ever Done.....

[Smowball]

Last year we went to New York for a week. Had a few drinks at lunchy, but not many really. We had tickets to see Phantom of the Opera in Times Square. Theatre was full. I decided I needed a wee. Accidentally opened fire escape doors instead and they evacuated the whole building!! Police arrive and everything. We sneaked off very quietly, heads down!!

[emmie]

phoned my boyfriend in NY, forgetting that i was feeling somewhat smashed, and was sick all over the phone,
not my finest hour.

[david small]

Kissed a bloke on the lips thinking that he/she was a woman. The fact that he had a dress on didn’t help. Nor the beers I had consumed.

[nailit]

//Name One Of The Daftest Things You’Ve Ever Done//
Dated a vegetarian for 2 years!
Never again...

[Barmaid]

Joined ab

[Theland]

Barmaid, you beat me to it :-)

[nailit]

She beat me to it as well Theland....
Dating a vegetarian was the 2nd daftest thing Ive done in retrospect!

[Mamyalynne]

Got into a random parked car and told the person behind the wheel "Drive".

[nailit]

//Got into a random parked car and told the person behind the wheel "Drive".//
WOW. Youre a bit of a force to be reckoned with Mamy ;-)

[Smowball]

Am loving ALL the answers so far lol

[Prudie]

Gone all the way to London for a day trip in 2 completely different shoes, even the colour.

[Tilly2]

Married Mr T.

[237SJ]

About 18 months ago the police helicopter was circling at night (as per usual for SW London) so I decided to go into the back garden and see where it was exactly. The security light came on so I went back into the house and decided to have a look out of the front door. The light must have attracted the helicopter and when they saw me on the ifrared camera ducking in and out of the front door I must have looked like the suspect. They came and hovered over my house and then 3 cop cars turned up in the road outside and they were at the end of my lawn with a bloody big police dog which was sniffing out the culprits. They didn't find any though as it was just me, being nosey.

[Arksided]

I'm a good boy me, never done anything stupid or daft ever.

Honest :-/

[queenofmean]

Was on a three way call as a teenager and we were working through revision stuff for an exam, when I got bored and decided to play with a stapler...cue a blood curdling scream, mum running to see what the noise was and her saying she needs to go hanging up on my friends, while trying not to laugh at the pink staple that was stuck fast in my thumb.

Yes I did pass that exam with an A I might add.

I now favour paper clips rather than staples.

[sherrardk]

Told the sonographer that twins didn’t run in my family and then (rather hysterically) saying “sorry, I forgot - I’m a twin”.

[sanmac]

Years ago on a trip back from Jamaica, I'd had a few drinks at the airport while waiting for the plane (who doesn't, right?). About an hour after boarding I had to use the wash-room so I butted my cigarette out ( yes, you could smoke on airplanes!) and toddled off. When I came back, a stewardess was spraying a fire extinguisher over my seat...The butt had fallen out of the arm-rest ash-tray and onto the seat...Wow, daft!

[Ken4155]

Stayed at my aunt's house out of town for the first time when i was about 7 year old. One day, bursting for a wee, I ran into my aunt's house, up the stairs to the bathroom and relieved myself. Came back down the stairs to be faced with 3 total strangers, all rather aged. "Where's my aunt Lil?" I asked them. "Next door," replied one of them, smiling, "where she lives."

[THECORBYLOON]

Years ago, I was waiting for ages at the bus stop. It was chucking it down and I was soaked through.

A guy I had been at school with, pulled up in his car. I opened the passenger door and got in. I was thanking him as I was fastening my belt when I heard a voice from the back say, "Thanks for stopping Uncle Andy"

I looked in the mirror and it was the young girl who had also been at the stop...

[-SharonA-]

We had a gym at work. I went at lunch times. One day the changing room showers had a long queue and I had to get back to my desk. So I took myself off to the nearby disabled toilet which had a shower. Fumbling around in semi darkness looking for the light I pulled what thought was the light. No joy. Eventually found the light switch and proceeded to shower when all of sudden the door whipped open and there stood were the security guards to my building, eyes on stalks!!! That night and every night after, I left via the rear exit!

[Smowball]

Omg sorry but I’ve literally laughed out loud at these answers!! Mr Smow has looked at me as though I’m demented, sitting on sofa clinging onto my iPad and shaking hysterically whilst giggling. You’ve all made my evening xx