Bbq This Afternoon?

[Zacs-Master]

Remember the drill:
We are about to enter the BBQ season and it's the bank holiday weekend. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) WE THE MEN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) WE THE MEN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

[ToraToraTora]

wow, that's like the BBQ magna carta zacs!

[tiggerblue10]

(13) Men gets slapped in face with left over lamb chop.

[aelmpvw]

i've always suspected that the women did everything but cremate the food

[teacake44]

She's forgot to clean the BBQ.

[Barmaid]

Lol. How true.

I was going to rotisserie a chicken on ours this afternoon, but manly man is in bed poorly. I don't think I shall cope.

[gingejbee]

Not in this house....never had a BBQ.

[woofgang]

No man here.

[Barmaid]

Pmsl. I told him to message me if he wants anything. Then went outside and left my phone in doors.

[royfromaus]

Absolute ***.

[10ClarionSt]

There is no finer way of ruining good food than to barbeque it. SD or no SD.

[daisypotter]

I'm lucky, my OH does the lot!

[shoota]

You can keep your bangers & burgers, chicken thighs, ribs, steaks, chops etc...
Barbecue me some Frankfurters and I'm a happy man.

[Tissy]

That is so true. After our third BBQ I refused to clean the BBQ anymore so he took it to the council tip.

[Mexican18]

You forgot the bit about when the man sets fire to the shed!

[Ken4155]

gingejbee; "Not in this house....never had a BBQ"
Funnily enough, ginge, I've never had a BBQ in my house, either :-)

[Vagus]

Having been told in no uncertain terms that I was in charge of cleaning the blooming thing after use, it was dispatched to the tip.
We now have non bbq barbeques which involve cooking everything properly in the house, filling a plate, walking to the table outside, sitting down and eating.
Better all round.

[Bobbisox1]

I don’t like food off a barbie for some reason

[-SharonA-]

My neighbour is bbqing & I've had to rush out to get my washing in.

[Mexican18]

I don't like bbq's either. The food is either raw or burnt. The beer is warm and the flies have a field day.
I would much rather sit around a table!

[andres]

Barbecues --Yuk!