'Of all the sensations of joy and release that Nature in her kindness has bestowed on the human race, there is little or nothing to beat the moment when you get rid of the baby’s car seat. It beats getting off a long-haul flight. It beats getting off a pair of ill-fitting ski-boots after a hard day on the slopes. It verges, frankly, on the orgasmic. As you take the wretched thing to Oxfam, you thank your stars that never again will you have to grapple with that incomprehensible buckle. Never again will you stand sweating over your baby as it screams and writhes and sticks yoghurt in your ear.’
Boris Johnson (Daily Telegraph – 21 September 2006)
Not to mention running a mistress, getting her pregnant, ignoring your own advice and then catching Covid, agreeing an EU deal before actually reading it…
Apparently in 2002 he was paid around £30K/year for writing rubbish in the Daily Telegraph; now his fee is £275K – someone at the Telegraph needs their head examining (I’d be willing to write such tosh for 1/10 of that figure).
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