Naughty Henry

[mushroom25]

so that's why henrys have that annoying smile......

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/20279655.retired-vicar-performing-sex-act-henry-vacuum-cleaner/

[mallyh]

omg that made me laugh :-)

[barry1010]

Kind of feel sorry for him. Hope he keeps his activities private in future.

[sandyRoe]

Naughty Henry? More like poor Henry subjected to such abuse.
The old vicar might need help.

[barry1010]

Thinking about this, it was a bit unChristian to report him.

[Buenchico]

If he really was found guilty of 'indecent exposure', rather than say 'outraging public decency', he's got a very good chance of having that verdict overturned upon appeal. For a conviction for 'indecent exposure', the prosecution has to prove that
(a) the defendant intentionally exposed his genitals [which, I'd suggest, is not proven] ; and
(b) he intended that someone would see them [again, not proven, I think] ; and
(c) he did so with the intention of causing alarm or distress [which, I suggest, wasn't the intention here].
(Section 66 Sexual Offences Act 2003)

So the prosecution case seems to fall down on all three counts.

. . . but, yes, it amused me too ;-)

[burlyshirley]

Placed on the sex offenders register ?? Rather he 'thrusted' himself at an inanimate object than a child or an animal .....

[FatticusInch]

Lucky for him it wasn’t a Dyson Ball Vacuum cleaner.

[jno]

that's what I was thinking, shirley.. He seems to be no great threat to anything other than Hoovers and Dysons, and not to be very "vile". Still, probably unwise to do it without shutting your office door.

[wolf63]

If every male who tried similar methods of entertainment were caught, arrested and punished the sex register would be very long.

For this gent, the fact that everybody knows about this is probably the worse part of the punishment.

[mushroom25]

just wonder if the church cleaned Henry up, or sent him off for counselling and bought a new one, just to be safe?

[-SharonA-]

Those henry hoovers have good suction.

[ladybirder]

Was it plugged in?

[roopower]

And I thought it was because he liked annoying me by getting stuck behind all the furniture - exasperating.

[Blubster]

He should have used a Hettie, - at least she's female.

[drmorgans]

Did it give him a blow-job?

[mushroom25]

// He should have used a Hettie, - at least she's female. //

how do you know how Henry - or indeed Hettie - identify?

:-D

[ichkeria]

"The magistrate said: "Why you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea."

I am puzzled by this remark given the rest of the report

[Arrods]

//Hoovers and Dysons//

Other makes of vacuum cleaners are available.

[barry1010]

Ichkeria, he could have avoided a trial by pleading guilty. He may have refused to accept a caution, but I doubt he was offered one.

[Peter Pedant]

O god I thought flashing was an invitation to - - have a go and not alarm or distress or depending on size - 'no I intended to impress'

career up the spout...

car is a public place, and so I suppose the Baptist centre was as well

remember he said he thought it was naughty....
Just a silly silly old man