Now , now, TTT steady on. You know damned well how difficult it is for plod or local Councils to ascertain who the landowner is. Unless they are looking to prosecute them of course. Plus a visit "to the site" will itself require a full and comprehensive risk assessment with public and private liability cover which will need approval by the accounts department when they can get wifi from their latest W F H location on a beach near you. (anyone else noticed how the Councils like to provide wifi at beach locations?) An educational needs assessment will take months now that the universities and schools have closed for the summer, and the local social security branches will require the recruitment of staff, preferably from a galaxy far far away. Extra bin wagons and personal protection suits will need to be ordered for the clean up when they eventually move on to the next location. Should be sorted by Christmas then, as a sort of gift for the unfortunate local inhabitants.