the things kids say

[legend758duo]

with little leg today in a shop and hes trying on some heelys.
so he falls over and i help him up.
he falls over again.
i say

pick yourself up lazy bones.

he looks at me sternly and says .
you pick me up
youre my daddy !!

cheeky wee scamp.
they make you laugh tho .
whats the last comical thing your little un saiud to you?

[excelsior]

i remember some years ago ... my little angel inserting the blunt end of a pencil into the ear of her dozing mother - - "because it fits"

[tiggerblue10]

I don't have any littleuns!


*balling eyes out*

[excelsior]

neither do i -- my little angel is one of my god-daughters

[legend758duo]

tigger give it time doll : -)

[annie0000]

My kids like watching Family Fortunes......no idea why!

The question this week was "Name 4 things that you keep in your trousers" No 1 son shouts excitedly "your testicles"

I was howling with laughter, but amazingly the answer "your privates" came up!

[excelsior]

that's brilliant annie - it's made me belly laugh

[mrs_overall]

Tonight Junior Overall announced The Simpsons would be on soon cos the Paul O'GRAVY show was ending.

[Goodsoulette]

I already posted this today but in case you didn't see it, after watching Pirates of The Caribbean my youngest's new favourite thing is pirates, except he is 2 and hasn't quite mastered that word yet and calls them pikey. So in town the other day he saw the Big Issue seller that wears an eye patch and got all excited, pointed at him and shouted out "Pikey".

[legend758duo]

ffs goody

did he chase you???

[Goodsoulette]

No but I thought about saying he meant pirate. Then I thought that's not really going to make it any better is it.

[legend758duo]

you dont look like a low life gypsey.

you really look like a pirate who sailed the seas robbing raping and pillaging.


i see your point there lol

[Laura Loo]

My 2 year old likes to laugh hysterically and point at the Big Issue Man in town.

He then likes to shout a few rounds of "Big Issue, get your Big Issue" himself whilst still laughing.

I try not to laugh at him for the Big Issue Seller's sake but I really struggle to hide my amusement!

[sparkler]

My son once asked me 'mummy where's your yilly (willy) gone', it wouldn't have been so bad had I not been in a public loo which was packed outside and kids at the age of 3 aren't the quietest, but e made it sound like i'd had on there b4 lol

[legend758duo]

sparkler thats cute
youre a mummy and a daddy lol

[lubecki161]

My 3yr old little brother heard a new word on the TV, we happened to go to the docters that day and he went up to a lady (on the rather large side) and said �hey lady your obese!� I�ve never been so mortified!