starvation

[bobtheturkey]

Snowed in here and my cortina performs badly in such weather conditions, the maid has not clocked in despite it being shopping day and all i have is a packet of porridge oats and a banana, im considering killing one of farmer Andy's cows down the road with a makeshift bow and arrow any other solutions to the increasingly desperate situation?

[bobtheturkey]

mark 3 L knobby its gold colour

[warpig3]

You could always eat one of your legs or perhaps a wing.

[haysi06]

you could make a stuffing with the oats and banana......

[MONTCRIEFF49]

milk the cow

before you kill it
and make sure it hasnt got mad cow disease
we wouldnt want you going mad wiyh starvation

lol hahahaha xxxxxxxxxxxx monty xxxx

[bigmamma]

Hays.....lol.....where do you suggest he puts the stuffing ?

[bigmamma]

Do you mean a Granada hatchback knobby ?

[Mrs. Raven]

I'm sure Mrs. Harris would be more than happy to feed you. Stand by your window and signal her, after all, she's always at your beck and call. Or you could always try the dogs' chow.

[Katie~77]

Good morning Bob. There is a Chinook on it's way to you now, filled with bacon sandwiches and chocolate hobnobs.x

[dot.hawkes]

we have had very little snow here at all, hardly a covering, it is not right : (