Electric knife Cuisinart

[shaneystar2]

I am trying to track down this knife from an outlet in the UK.I have Goggled myself silly to no avail .
They only seem to have them in the US ....does anyone know if they are are actually available here and where I could get one .Thank you .

[Robinia]

morning folks...(((((The bells....The bells)))))
oh lord, there she goes again...just a minute...

breakfast
yes it's a bit thick but shaney never did get a decent knife

where was I? oh yes, still very cold but better day (so far)
erm, if anyone is itching to play hostess please mail me or you could send a PM but it seems to be compulsory to announce it's arrival every time you recieve one....shaney do you happen to have an MC tucked away anywhere?

[Robinia]

aha! finally........put the flags out

no...NO....... VINNY!

oh heck, he's up the ladder again....

[Robinia]

ps....((gasp!)) forgot to say I can sort something if no one's got a home....must dash....

((((ding...ding....ding))))

[VINNY100_2]

(((ding ding)))))
Hello...is that robinia....tiz vinny ere.....very kind off you ....I just gotta pack me things...can I have the bedroom that overlooks the garden...cheers.....sorry..!!!...bloomin line's gone dead..! its not every day someone offers you there home is it...could have paid er bloomin phone bill...hehe..!
yo
lovely and sunny ere>>>>>>whoosh.

[shaneystar2]

Lovely day here ..bright and sunny but freezing...you can all come round to me but bring shovels ..the snow is still laying around and you can try and find my strawberry patch ....
Hope you are not too bruised this morning Kit ..arnica is what you need .And yes I do live where I said I lived at least I think I do ! Your very close and mine must differ .As a child it didn't take long to run down there ..these days it takes a lot longer !

[DaSwede]

<You know when Robinia offered to roll me up in a carpet I kinda assumed she would be coming back to unroll me again the next morning...>

Thanks Shaney but I'm not going anywhere today even for Arnica... My friend the ghost whisperer swears by it, though, so I may just purchase it for future use the next time I see it. My knee is not too bad when I'm sitting or lying down but it's almost impossible to get up and once I'm up it's almost impossible to sit down again... but I do feel it's the kind of damage that heals by itself, so I'll just bide my time.

Robinia did you hang on to the list of possible future homes I sent you a while back.

[VINNY100_2]

Hope your feeling a bit better kip....get one of these..yo or buy one of these yo
robinia's the same with handcuffs kip..hehe..(:O)

[DaSwede]

OOO, I like my new body on that first picture! (Already got one like the second.)

[Robinia]

<huffs 'n puffs>...what a mornin'

some weirdo keeps ringing to ask about weekend rates...if he tries again he'll be getting a load of THIS! down his lughole

and whose idea was it to give Sweedie a bell?....yes, yes, I'll fix your meatballs in a minute....what else was it you wanted?
...oh, list....list?....I think I wrote on the back of it & put it out for the milkman. I'll get back to you

now where was I?
.......make lunch....
.......fetch magazines.....

........broom........vaseline.....

whoooosh....> > > > > > >

:o)

[DaSwede]

Yes yes Robinia it's all very well except YOU DIDN'T BRING ME MY BED PAN! <perhaps it's just as well> I cannot recommend this nurse to anyone. Don't let her get her hands on you whatever you do, Vinny, you'll never be the same again.

You know, I've been ringing and ringing... ...it's time for my carrot cake and she hasn't even started with it yet... TUT!

[Robinia]

<c'mon Robi...remember what your horoscope said about being nice today....>

erm, cake will be with you shortly my love...are you comfy?...
a little drop of Lucozade for you

<I think it's called getting your own back>

[DaSwede]

oh, nurse

[Robinia]

I love the way they've all left me to it. Where's the swetiwoman? she can do the night shift.

dinner's nearly ready folks....I've just got to MASH THE SWEDE

[shaneystar2]

Dear oh dear ..night nurse Shaney here on until the PM ...
now then Sveedie I don't want any malingering.
Eat your meatballs like a good girl and I'll fetch you a hottie later .That will be of the rubber variety which you fill with hot water...... not some stud doing the Full Monty .

[VINNY100_2]

Puts his helmet straight...they like umm straight yer know.. dont drink it kip...!!!! it aint bex, there's no head on it..bloomin eck..tiz like world war 2� in yeer..
you know.i likes that ewe-dube..but I just watched an apple rot in 2 seconds...tut...put me right off me frout ,did did...!!!
(:O)<

[shaneystar2]

Well folks ..it looks as if Kit has nodded off .
I laced her Sockerdricka with gin .
It's too bloomin' cold here so I am off to bed with me Horlicks and book .Nitie Nte all ....
Up in the morning Vinny you are on invalid duty ..poor Nurse Robinia is worn to a frazzle ...kn�ckebr�d and coffee I think and a rub down with the Aftonbladet xxxx

[DaSwede]

Shaney...? That you? I'm very weak... Have you brought me my bed pan? It's been 24 hours... Vinny they're feeding me meatballs...

cover

[DaSwede]

nuuuuuuurse!!!!

[DaSwede]

Who ever heard of a night nurse going to bed?

[VINNY100_2]

There feeding you what..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just hang on kipper...im off to get the F.B.I >>>whoosh (:O)