toaster update

[bobtheturkey]

i know you have all been anxiously waiting on whether i got a new toaster or not so i am happy to announce a fantastic 4 slice 32 valve twin turbo toaster with alloys was purchased today

[China Doll]

Does it also have go faster stripes?

[sara3]

I hope it's better than mine. it doesn't take a standard size slice of bread!

[whiffey]

God you are boring.

[kn0bbyn0nuts]

How many slices to the gallon do you get out off it then bob

[joggerjayne]

No, hang on, sara3 is right about this !!!

I spent a bomb on a poncy Dualit toaster, get it home, the effing thing won't take a slice of bread. I have to stand the bread upright, and then the top inch or so doesn't get toasted.

[bobtheturkey]

are you calling god boring whiffs?

[Octavius]

Does it have twin crabs (sic), ABS, PDC and some flashing indicator lights as well?

[logic]

he wouldn't recognise god if he stood in front of the burning bush, F***in hethen

[sara3]

bloody marvellous! I toast one end then turn it around. inevitably I then forget about it and it burns in the middle.

[lajohn]

Bob, i hope you didn't get an upside down toaster. Otherwise your toast will be boring like the upside down scripts posted on here.

[bigmamma]

Wow bob , did you buy multi-spoke alloys , and has it got the metalic upgrade , or did that come as standard ?

[cazzz1975]

I hope its got the K&N filters and the wide boar exhaust

[cazzz1975]

omg! what the?!!

how did you do that?

[whiffey]

Clever isn't it? Only the 35th time, so expect it for at least another hilarious panty-filling week.

[cazzz1975]

omg I wish I could wrap the pair of you up and take you to a party, you are both mint!