Jokes for Christmas crackers.

[carrust]

Daughter has volunteered to make Christmas crackers for a Xmas party. I need 20 good, clean jokes to put in them.

[lumination]

what do you call a blind dinosaur...........do-you-think-e-saurus?

[lumination]

why are seaguls called seaguls?.................because if they flew over the bay they would be called bayguls!



please don't ask how i know these.

[lumination]

whose the leader of the Hankeys?..........the Hankycheif!

[natalie_1982]

Actual jokes from my crakers last week:

Q: What do you need to know to be an auctioneer?
A: Lots!

Q: Who is the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones

[natalie_1982]

Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!

Where are the Andes?
On the end of you armies!

[hau kola]

Ive been sat here for 10 mins trying to think of a clean joke




Nope.............soz but will keep trying.

[bensmum]

Q. What' yellow & white and travels at 100 mph?
A. A train driver's egg sandwich
(that was from a cracker)

[hau kola]

Aha.....
What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?

A flatmate............boom boom!!!!!!

[hau kola]

Why was the broom late?

Because he over swept.

[dustypuss]

what do you call a elephant in the Antarctic

(LOST)

[hau kola]

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick.

[carrust]

Thanks for your answers. Just e-mailed them to her.

[natalie_1982]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh

What do you call a blind deer?
No idea
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no idea

[dustypuss]

how do you make gold soup

put nine carrots in it.

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What do you call a monky with a machine gun

( SIR )

[ummmm]

What do call a fly with no wings?

A walk......

[grasscarp]

If there were no blinds it would be curtains for all of us.
How do you get two whales in a mini. Down the M4.

[alinic]

Ten cows in a field which one is nearest to Iraq?









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