men are like

[slinky.kate]

mascara-they usually run at the first sign of emotion
men are like mini skirts-if your not careful they'll creep up your leg.
men are like place mats-they only show up when theres food on the table.

[TTG]

Now now ladies.

Why are women liked?
Because they wear mascara and mini-skirts.

:-p

[Captain Spod]

Why do women wear make-up and scent?
Because they're ugly and they smell.

[marval]

Why do women have legs?

Have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind?

[Panic Button]

Oh please! No