There were these three brothers, Tom, Harry, & Dick. They all had big feet. Tom size 12,Harry size 14, and Dicks were the biggest at a massive size 18.
They were in a pub one day when Dick said 'I'm going to the toilet' and off he went. Tom and Harry,standing at the bar,were joined by two attractive ladies.
One of the ladies said 'we can't help noticing, but you both have incredibly large feet'
Harry said 'you think these are big. You should see the size of our Dick's'
Blimey I cant believe my eyes. an actual 'funny' (ish) joke from Marval.
Make the most ladies and gents, I should think that'll be the first and last time.