elderly people, I mean elderly, I love them...lol

[Bobbisox]

Went out and about today with a friend and called in to check on her 83 yr Mum, she got to telling us about another old dear she knows, has gotten herself a BOYFRIEND!!!!, shock horror..lol but then she told us he had gone to get some surgically made shoes as he was smaller than the woman, then blow me...ha-ha
if he didn't go to the Doctors for some....NIAGRA!!!!!
it sounded even funnier as my friends Mum is German, we have laughed all afternoon about this!

Bobbi x

[marval]

That's a good one, thit is where elderly people go on honeymoon, Viagra Falls

[tinkerbell23]

hahahahahahaha my mum knows an old lady who says those orgasmic potatoes are better......(organic) LOL


NO I WILL TELL U A BETTER ONE....MY mum aunt....well shes a bit dozey said she was gona go n watch that film with that PAT BRADLEY in it......pmsl...BRAD PITT!!

[Bobbisox]

she was sooo straight about it marval..lol

[marval]

She didn't realise then, oh dear. lol

[Bobbisox]

brilliant tink, anyone know anymore, they are so funny..Bless them x

[wiggal]

My Nan is 90 next year and is often telling us about her 'Man friends'!
Quite disturbing really!

[Bobbisox]

I think it's wonderful wiggal x

[Bobbisox]

EDDIE, priceless stuff I think..lol

[wiggal]

Having said that, according to my Ohs 13 yr old daughter, when he said he had a girlfriend, her response was 'Eugh, you cant have a girlfriend, thats disgusting, you are too old!'

He is 40 next month!

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha, 40 and old eh?

[bookbinder]

Don't laugh at these stories about old/elderly people, everyone! I know people who are nowhere near 83 or 90, and they talk like that all the time! My (late) mother-in-law once described a wedding (and mum-in-law was only about 50 then), and she told us that "the bride threw her banquet into the crowd".

[wiggal]

Ohh, and there is the classic story with my nan...

She bought a candle that she had proudly displayed on the fireplace for all to see. Only thing was she could not find the wick! She complained about this to my cousin Karl who had a look when he was over there.. to find out it was not a candle....!

[Mick-Talbot]

I gave up my seat on a packed bus to let an old lady sit down and it cost me my job

:0(

[Bobbisox]

oh noooooooo wiggal...ha-ha

[wiggal]

Apparently so Bobbi! Far too old to be having any kind of relationship lol!

Luckily though, even if he is too old, both his kids seem to have taken to me pretty well!

[wiggal]

Have you guessed what it was though Bobbi!?

[Hazel104]

A lady I once knew was telling me about a film she had seen called Quite Sheep, as she carried on talking about it I realised she meant Silence of the Lambs!

[Bobbisox]

errr..Tampax or a magic wand?
I probs haven't even said that right and I'm only 63 ha-ha

[Bobbisox]

magic wand..ha-ha
I didn't write that f-fs...lol