Family & Relationships11 mins ago
Female Chavs
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Female Chavs, where do we start?
Do 'Chavs' ever look into a mirror before they venture onto the streets?
Who are these people, and what makes them like it?
They are mainly overweight, and have enough rings in their ears, in their eyebrows, in their tongues, in their lips and around their fingers and toes to fill a jewellers window.
This weather they usually wear a very short T/shirt that rests on the top of their belly, and the straps of their overloaded bras, (usually black), have to be shown side by side with the T/shirts straps.
They generally wear a very short skirt over tight leggings, finished off by a pair of pink trainers or uggie boots.
Every Chav has an infant buggy, generally of the twin type comlete with a collection of plastic shopping bags hanging from the buggy's handles.
To round off this unattractive vision a Chav must shout at the top of her voice, whether or not it is to the infants in the buggy, her mate walking by the side of her, to her mate across the road or to someone she sees in the post office, when she is drawing her benefits.
When I was a young man I can never remember seeing women such as these.
Have they come to us from another planet?
Do 'Chavs' ever look into a mirror before they venture onto the streets?
Who are these people, and what makes them like it?
They are mainly overweight, and have enough rings in their ears, in their eyebrows, in their tongues, in their lips and around their fingers and toes to fill a jewellers window.
This weather they usually wear a very short T/shirt that rests on the top of their belly, and the straps of their overloaded bras, (usually black), have to be shown side by side with the T/shirts straps.
They generally wear a very short skirt over tight leggings, finished off by a pair of pink trainers or uggie boots.
Every Chav has an infant buggy, generally of the twin type comlete with a collection of plastic shopping bags hanging from the buggy's handles.
To round off this unattractive vision a Chav must shout at the top of her voice, whether or not it is to the infants in the buggy, her mate walking by the side of her, to her mate across the road or to someone she sees in the post office, when she is drawing her benefits.
When I was a young man I can never remember seeing women such as these.
Have they come to us from another planet?
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/// people don't draw benefits from the post office anymore, i think you may have slipped back to the 80's ///
Then why is there always a queue right round the corner on a Monday morning, mainly of chavs?
They certainly not paying into Post Office Savings.
Are not their benefits paid into the Post Office Bank, and they draw it out with a card and pin number?
/// people don't draw benefits from the post office anymore, i think you may have slipped back to the 80's ///
Then why is there always a queue right round the corner on a Monday morning, mainly of chavs?
They certainly not paying into Post Office Savings.
Are not their benefits paid into the Post Office Bank, and they draw it out with a card and pin number?
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