Old joke about Boobs

[DTCwordfan]

following another thread on this 'educated' subject...

Guy goes to the doctor......

"Doctor, I have a fixation on big boobs"

"Well, let's explore this.."

Doc pulls out a table tennis ball - "What do you see?"

"Lovely little boobs - lovely A cups, nice pert nipps"

"OK, OK, we get your drift"
"Now what do you see?" ----And the doc pulls out an orange.....

"Nice C cups, lovely pert boobs, nice juicy, firm nips"

"OK, OK, we get your direction"
"Now what do you see?" ----And the doc pulls out a watermelon.....

"Magnificent boobs, humengous boobs, whopping great nipples, wow!!!!"

The Doc then produces a pair of windscreen wipers..."What do you see now?"

"Wonderful pendulous boobs, lovely........"

Doc: "Well, I can understand the linkage between boobs and the table tennis-ball, the orange and the watermelon, but how the hell do you see boobs in a pair of windscreen wipers?"

The guy: "Zwwwysh Zwwwysh Zwwwysh" (simulating the movement of wipers from side to side)

[Groupie]

An older one

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

[wildwood]

A bit of a fizzer after a good buildup.