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FIFTEEN USES FOR A DEAD HAMSTER, TWO DEAD HAMSTERS OR MORE
1. Link two with an unbent coat hanger and you have cheap ear muffs.
2. Use several at the base of a door as a draft-blocker.
3. Stuff a pillow that has begun to flatten out with them.
4. Make great "bear rugs" for dollhouses.
5. Drop them in the salad bar at your nearest buffet restaurant. Sue vigorously.
6. Batter and fry.
7. Great cat stocking stuffer.
8. Absorbs perspiration when worn under arm.
9. Distracts flies from the dinner table when placed in a distant corner.
10. When spray-painted white and hung from rearview mirror look amazingly like fuzzy
dice.
11. Several combine for a stylish, warm hairpiece.
12. Make controversial body hair for lawn statuary.
13. Can be taxidermied and positioned so teeth act as pencil sharpener.
14. Great shammy to give your car that post-wax gleam.
15. Heat in microwave and stick in shoes on cold January mornings for toasty
comfort
1. Link two with an unbent coat hanger and you have cheap ear muffs.
2. Use several at the base of a door as a draft-blocker.
3. Stuff a pillow that has begun to flatten out with them.
4. Make great "bear rugs" for dollhouses.
5. Drop them in the salad bar at your nearest buffet restaurant. Sue vigorously.
6. Batter and fry.
7. Great cat stocking stuffer.
8. Absorbs perspiration when worn under arm.
9. Distracts flies from the dinner table when placed in a distant corner.
10. When spray-painted white and hung from rearview mirror look amazingly like fuzzy
dice.
11. Several combine for a stylish, warm hairpiece.
12. Make controversial body hair for lawn statuary.
13. Can be taxidermied and positioned so teeth act as pencil sharpener.
14. Great shammy to give your car that post-wax gleam.
15. Heat in microwave and stick in shoes on cold January mornings for toasty
comfort
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