Am i on a roll?

[Groupie]

A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down the road when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in the window.
"Wow," she said, "I would sure like to have that!"
"No problem baby!" said the skinhead, as he threw a brick through the window and snatched the ring and ran off.
A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a leather jacket in another shop window."What I would give to own that!" she said.
"Sure thing, darling!" said the skinhead, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the jacket.
Finally turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I would do just anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend.
"F**k me, darling," said the skinhead, "Do you think I'm made of bricks or something?"

[Mick-Talbot]

no

[NazNomad]

Agreed