The Best eBay Advert/Item - and 90% for a good cause!

[AB Editor]

Please take the time to read this eBay item description:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk...216667#ht_1256wt_1121

90%ish of the cash goes to the Red Cross.

A pretty amazing piece of sales text.

Spare Ed

[ChuckFickens]

It's great.

It's sad and idiotic in my opinion that ebay are threatening to remove it. I hope they don't.

[Hopkirk]

Keep up Ed, Karenmac is way ahead of you

http://www.theanswerb...k/Question998476.html

[AB Editor]

Maybe it is all the Fosters?

///You're probably thinking "People p*ss in wetsuits, I'm not sure about a second hand wetsuit", but believe it or not I have NEVER urinated in this suit, seriously, these suits are too good to be doing such a vulgar act in, the wee just ends up staying in the suit and then when you're sat having a post-surf pint in the pub you smell awful and girls don't like boys that smell of p*ss so you just sit there, alone all night, sobbing into your pint of Betty Stoggs like a lonely desperate p*ss smelling man.

I've included a picture of a bear using a urinal, this is how I normally use the toilet, notice that the animal is not wearing a wetsuit. Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not p*ss in wetsuits.///

[AB Editor]

Aw, I'm too slow!

[redcrx]

been watching it a few days for the updates, thats one very funny person lol

this made me giggle "Jeff at the Miners Arms reckons he invented 'the horse' when he was a lad, we explained it was an animal and that evolution created it, he was having none of it, reckons he crossed a deer with a cow after a bottle of scotch".

[ChuckFickens]

oh, and he has also said the 90% was only to ensure he could cover postage costs if the sale price was low, if the item(s) sell for a decent price (think that's a safe bet now!) the percentage will be higher.

[NazNomad]

Try and keep up, Ed http://www.theanswerb...k/Question998476.html

[NazNomad]

.. note to self as well, lol

[Hopkirk]

Try to keep up, Naz

[NazNomad]

:-)

[Hopkirk]

I can forgive a Baggies fan anything

[tamborine]

262K hits @ £900 with extras donated. You need him on here Ed ?

[tamborine]

".....Q: Hey Dooooooooooooooooooooode I forgots to ask but have you ever been flunging in this special pizzle free suit ? Cheers then again then. Leroy La Rue , Oh btw, i quite like swans but Magpies get right up my felchin chuff the little birdy chuffers . 17-Mar-11
A: I don't know what 'flunging' is? I'd google it but last time I googled a new word I saw pictures of an elderly woman doing something morally wrong with two younger men. At first I thought she was just proudly displaying two sausage rolls she had recently baked. ...."

Ed - wot kind of corruption is this for our tender senses ?