A Newbies Guide To Ab

[Barmaid]

Clearly some new posters struggle with some of what is said here.

Post something below that every new poster ought to know.

Please though, let's keep it light hearted!!

My facts are that:

Gness and Sunny Dave are a couple who live in Ireland. Sunny Dave is still alive (just) since he does most of the cooking. Gness is quite handy with knitting needles.

I only joined this site because of my cat (ASBO) who is now 15. I like wine and no longer do crime because it doesnt pay.

Ummm is Oirish and lives with a ginger bloke. She injures herself a lot and eats potatoes.

[jim360]

Fact 2: innocent things like this could get real ugly very quickly indeed, sadly.

[Barmaid]

I know, Jim. I did ask if it could be kept light hearted.

Fact: I am an eternal optimist without any foundation whatsoever.

[pixie374]

3 ^ people can be very cynical :-p

[gingejbee]

Ummmm may live with a ginger bloke...but it's not me!

[gness]

If you're arrested don't ask for a solicitor. Log in and ask for Barmaid.

Failing that ask for me. I know nothing about law but I can talk for Ireland. You will be set free as long as you take me with you..x

[jim360]

Fact: I'm the most popular person on this site, everybody loves me, mostly because of how modest I am.

[choux]

Some folk have splinters in their bums from too much fence sitting ;)

[pixie374]

Wolf- mad cat lady
Gness- don't ask her to cook
Sqad- grumpy but loveable doctor
Jim- physics man
TTT- don't be anti-British
Marvel, Rondy- great with jokes
Ummm- falls over fresh air
Naomi- don't disagree
Andy- don't disagree
Douglas- funny
Hope that helps so far...

[Barmaid]

Pixie, brilliant!!!!

[choux]

There is no 'G ' in Sqad:

Sqad- rumpy but loveable doctor

[jim360]

Physics *and* quiz :P

[douglas9401]

When you see //as quotation marks// the debate is over, no matter how hard you may think you are.

[gness]

If Ael asks you to marry him...don't! He buys really naff Christmas presents.

Don't let Tonyav take you for a spin in his new car.

[gness]

Never remind Barsel what you get if you take two letters away from her user name.

[Barsel]

///Don't let Tonyav take you for a spin in his new car.///
Gness can be a spoilsport sometimes!

[Barsel]

Never trust Gness to keep a secret!!!!!

[douglas9401]

Being dubbed a peace porridge eater and anti-British are, in this context badges of pride.

[gness]

If you need medical advice be sure to have a good supply of Ibuprofen and silk lingerie to hand.

[sunny-dave]

If a yellow elephant on a moped suggests a pie & a pint .....

[pixie374]

Don't get Tonyav onto the subject of goats...
Also avoid- Andy... gloria Hunniford
NJ...single mothers
PP... do I need a Will?
And ... can you translate that to English, please?
Minty... why don't you have a rest today?
Jackdaw... what are you having for dinner?