Bellringers

[Bellringer]

Any more of us out there?

[DarthPhilius]

No

[Thicko2006]

Nor me.

[sddsddean]

My Mum is...does that count?

[heathfield]

I think this one's for you, Quasimodo.

[Bellringer]

Awwe, come heathfield don't get the hump.

[Bellringer]

sddsddean, where does she ring? How many bells?
RSPV to [email protected]

[DarthPhilius]

Steady now! How many bells does she ring?!

[sddsddean]

Just one at a time!!!

[mycats]

Mr cats mum does, she loves it

[burnhal]

Pull the other one!

[Clanad]

Quasimodo was in the process of interviewing his replacement since he was retiring. His final test for each prospect was the demonstration of his own technique for the melodic, somewhat muffled ringing of the massive bells. This entailed his swinging from a rope, and leading with his head banging directly, face first into the bells. The most likely candidate was attempting his first swing, but just as he approached the bell face first, he flinched at the thought of the probable pain and flung himself accidentally over the parapet landing in a bloody heap several hundred feet below on the pavement. Two of the villagers approached the still oozing body, and turning it over gingerly with an outstretched toe, one villager asks the other "... do ya' know 'im?" Last villager responds, "... not really but his face rings a bell..." (Groan!)

[WendyS]

A very lapsed one I'm afraid but our village church does have a lovely Taylor ring of eight and I still love to hear them rung/ If I was really put to the test I might just still be able to get through a round of Grandsire Triples as long as they let me ring the treble !

[Bellringer]

Time you unlapsed wendy. I've just read an article about a chap of 100 years who is still ringing. It must be good for the health. Although the steps are getting steeper.