Exercising tolerance

[whiffey]

In my dining room I now have two rats, Polly and Sybil. Pleasant little creatures, lodging with me while their owner takes a brief holiday in Peterborough (not quite right in the head). I also have a .22 rifle loaded with armour-piercing Superpoint pellets so I can blow the brains out of rats in the back garden. I have an authentic Vickers water-cooled belt-fed machine gun in the lounge, but despite all this hardware I haven't killed any rats or other human beings. Am I too good to be true?

[bobtheturkey]

christ your dull :)

[lajohn]

you forgot to mention your slinging shot.

[Barmaid]

Not at all Whiffey. I'd personally say the rats were better company that some of the Peterborough inhabitants (I should know, I grew up near there). Your friend is not staying at the well known lodging HMP Peterborough by any chance?

[justineo]

There's always tomorrow, Jx

[gureenlegend]

Whiify why not go to facebook your talents are wasted here





oooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


hello bramaid

[whiffey]

The Peterborough bit was a lie, actually it's Sherborne where there are no high-security prisons and 2 less rats than Croydon. They are asleep at the moment, bless.

[China Doll]

You could at least have made an effort and killed one human being. To me it doesn't look like you're really trying.

[bobtheturkey]

i hope to be regaled about trains in carlisle the noo as my nytol bottle has ran out :)

[knobynonuts]

Was whiffey chasing it with his spud gun then bob

[gureenlegend]

have they rebuilt harolds walll or has the flying englishman train stopped at shap to refill with water ?


ooohhh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa



cat crap

[whiffey]

^ Oh dear, this is a man who has never worked soil "to a fine tilth" and encountered cat ****.

[whiffey]

The starred out word was ****

[BuzzNitemare]

' Ees not a rat , it ees my 'amster'

[gureenlegend]

esss baseeel




lol