Staying in!

[jb190281]

Didnt know what topic to put this under..... Any suggestions for things i could do to occupy my time over the next few days - ive got builders in - so im stuck indoors!

[beejay1124]

make them tea and biccys--singalong with them--enjoy the view when they bend over......

[jb190281]

hmmm, sounds fun (!) hadnt braced myself for the singing and the cracks!!!!!

[beejay1124]

oh-also help them pick their winners for the day(go to the bookies for them)
no-nos include telling them they are late(we have to go to the suppliers to get materials you know)--tell them they are making a mess--suggest they use a tissue(as opposed to their sleeves) when cleaning their noses(us builders have feelings too,you know)
if you like X-rated gossip then ask them what they got up to at the weekend

[terambulan]

Do the gardening.....so your presence will stop them peeing on the walls. Dont give them mugs of tea, the more they drink......! Hide toothbrushes so they wont be misused. Feed them, else they're off to the pub at 12......work day over! Don't give them any money till job finished.

[beejay1124]

....and when(not if)one of them breaks wind then join inthe laughter and you could also say- (a)that was a good one (b)better out than in (c) cant hold what's not in your hand
also-
dont be alarmed if there is a lot of scratchng of 'body parts'

[blackcat77]

I was going to suggest that you start writing a novel but it sounds as if you're going to be having much more fun!