Fantasy AB Wedding

[bobjugs12]

Following on from the thread below, what would your Fantasy AB Wedding be?

Who would be your bride/groom
Your best man/maid of honour
Who would you have as your ushers
Who would you want to drive your wedding cars
Where would you have it
What sort of reception
Which ABer would spill blood to catch the bouquet (sp??)
Who would you want as your DJ

and finally

Which ABers would start the customary Wedding Reception fight

[NoMercy]

You need help.

[B00]

You can't genuinely want the answers to such banal questions- right?

[Bobbisox]

1....sqad
2...salla....she'll claw me eyes out for this..ha-ha
3. definatley dumb and dumber..snags and vibes
4. redman
5. on the banks of the Tyne :-oP
6. fish and chips
7 ttfn
8 has to be the Maestro ...Yogi
9... probably me!

[Bobbisox]

ooh Am I banal BOO ha-ha

[poodicat]

Think he does sadly..

[B00]

No, just sumb for responding with answers you've put thought into Bobbs

;-)

[B00]

and dumb too*

[bobjugs12]

Boo, I love you.
However, I have to ask, are you ever grumpy. Your constant smiling enthusiasm, whilst encouraging, can be slightly draining. Maybe you can try to tone down the 'peace and love' attitude a bit.

Many thanks
xxx

[pastafreak]

None of it would ever happen....except the fight-that's a goer

[lardhelmet]

Mr Helmet - my groom
My daughter
Mr Helmet's 4 sons
My Head of department & Line Manager
Castle Howard
A big sitdown dinner (can't stand all that fannying around with horses dooffers)
Johnny Depp
Couldn't possibly answer that one!

[B00]

I tried being jolly once bobjugs, for 10 minutes in 1997- i didn't like it.

[Bobbisox]

awww BOO mwah..lol

[bobjugs12]

PS if anyone hasn't guessed I'm trying to think up any excuse to not start revising midwifery, obstetrics and childbirth!!

[askyourgran]

Start revising bob you can't afford to get that one wrong. A lot of yelling and wailing and slipping and blood. Just like a wedding really.

[bobjugs12]

Gran, it's too messy to even contemplate. All that mess, pain and swearing; and thats just from me....

[boxtops]

Bob, you could plan to go the place of your wedding in an ambo, would they lend you the blue light for the day?

[poodicat]

You have had 3 children you must have a ilking!

[4getmenot]

who's the eldest and wealthiest one here?
Maid of honour redcrx, bridesmaids ttfn and gran
Ushers bobjugs and vibes
Albags can drive the car
I'd have it down the local and reception too
Bobbisox would be fighting with supersez over the bouquet
And I'd have B00 as my dj from what I remember she likes a bit of cheese

and the fight would be sqad and vibes

[Bobbisox]

what about Molly as a flowergirl 4get?

[Buenchico]

My bride: Barmaid, of course
Best man: Chuck
Ushers: Dzug2 and VHG
Driver: Mollykins. Yes, I know that she's too young, that she's got no driving experience and that she doesn't hold a licence. But with her self-confidence I'm sure that she'll still do a great job ;-)
Venue: The wine aisle in Tesco Extra in Peterborough. (So that Barmaid will be in her natural environment).
Type of reception: A boozy knees-up.
Bouquet-catcher: There's no point. My wedding to Barmaid will be the wedding to end all weddings!
DJ: Bobjugs12 (as long as he promises to to wear that pink outfit!)
Fighters: The best punch-ups are always between women, so I'll invited all of the lady CBers. Someone's bound to get things going!