Desert Island Exiles

[kick3m0n]

If you could banish 5 people to a desert island and rid your life of them forever...who would you chose, and why?  Think of it as a Room 101 for r-soles - those who just get up your nose.

I'll kick off - (NB these are only my humble opinions and do not reflect those of the site in any way!)

Darren Day - for consistently being beneath contempt

El Hadj Diouf (sp?)- for spitting, lying, cheating, spitting again, lying again, cheating again........

Robert Kilroy Silk - so many reasons, so little time. 

Michael Barrymore - possibly the least funny 'funnyman' ever. Deceitful, cowardly, annoying.

The Leader (ie head cretin) of Christian Voice.  I'm not even going to name him.

[delilahcat]

kick, I'm 100% with you re Michael Barrymore (talentless, crass, unfunny)

I'd also choose Cilla Black(talentless, looks like a demented chipmunk), Michael Winner (talentless, those esure ads are the most annoying ever!), the Beckhams(talentless x 2,)and Lizzie from Wife Swap(foul-mouthed and guess what - talentless!!!)

Good job some of us are perfect, eh?

[funkychicken]

Mine would be all 5 of the people who live in the house next to mine, because they're loud, act incredibly common, are very inconsiderate and have no taste whatsoever, in an ideal world I would shoot them instead but alas, no.

[Philtaz]

George Galloway, a stain on British society.

Harry Hill, about as funny as cancer.

Trisha, like her show has made a massive contribution to media and broadcasting.

Alex Ferguson, miserable tw*t who thinks HE is the F.A.

My mother in law, no further words necessary!

[bernardo]

David Dickinson
Jade Goody

[smudge]

Mine would have to be:

• Trinny & Susannah (2) - What Not To Wear.
• Harry Hill
• David Dickinson
• Graham Norton
• Tony Bliar
• John Prescott
• Michael Barrymore
• Halifax Advert Man
• The Quote Me Happy - ugly bloke advert

I know that's 10 - but it's midnight,  I'm tired & seeing double! Goodnight!

[smudge]

Well fancy that - I left out the smug Jonathan King!

[cockneyexile]

mine would have to be

1 paul JUDAS ince  for crimes against west ham fans

2 cilla black for calling everyone chuck and thinking she,s a star

3 peter hain mp for icresing immigration tenfold

4 terrence brown (west ham utd chairman) for destroying our club with his greed

5 alan pardew (west ham utd manager) for being one of the worst managers of all time   

[indian]

George Bush, Bin Laden, Tony blair. They could go on fighting between themselves and leave the rest of us in peace

[littleoldme]

Gosh, so many of mine have already been taken. Kilroy-Silk, Cilla Black, Mariah Carey, Michael Winner, Prince Charles, the numpty from Christian Voice - all claimed already. I'm also going to avoid politicians, otherwise I'd be here all night. In which case, I'll just have to settle for:

Lee Bowyer - the uberchav, even before his most recent fracas.
Chris Moyles - woefully unfunny. The reason why the breakfast show is enjoying record ratings (Terry Wogan's breakfast show on Radio 2, that is)
Pete Waterman - has done more damage to British music in the past 20 years than anyone else.
Craig Charles - making Takeshi's Castle seem even worse can't be easy
Anne Robinson - Cilla may be already claimed, but you can never have too many ginger Scouse harridans stranded on a desert island.

[Jooleebobs]

1) Liam Gallagher

2) Duncan Ferguson 

3) Jordan

4) Michael Jackson

5) The Queen and the rest of her inbreds

All of the above for the same reason - they annoy the hell out of me!!!!

[Weaza_cfc]

Oh the possibilities!!! Will have to choose carefully... So many of mine have been taken already!

• Abi Titmuss... transformation from sweet nurse to pointless sl*t in the time it takes to make a home p*rn video. Wahey!
• Tony Blair - ah, byebye Tony, England agree to Euro conformism my arse.
• Urs Meir (that's it the "Ref" who denied England possible Euro glory) - Grr! Just because i want to sit and laugh as his career chokes on it's own bribery money. @rse!!
• Paul Dickov of Blackburn Rovers- Until recently, i have always inexplicable despised this man, but after he hacked apart my beloved chelsea's keeper and star winger earlier in the year, i now feel sufficient reason to banish him forever.
• George Bush - there is no way a man more stupid than I should be American President. 'Nuff said.

[FastBarry]

All of the above, plus:-

• The entire cast of Little Britain for being unfunny.
• M.Jackson for being pervy.Oops, once he is convicted of being so that is. If not just for being weird.
• Dawn French for being unfunny.
• Harry Hill - Not funny.
• Tony Blair - Definitely not funny. Well, OK he is a bit of a joke.