Wedding gift

[Madge.B]

If you had received an invite to Charles and Camilla's wedding and money was no problem what sort of wedding gift would you buy the happy couple?Remember refuse the invite and off with your head!And what booze would you take ?

[donegal]

i would give them nothing cos they are rich

[milly143]

I woul give them a box of kleenex, it's all gona end in tears.

[netibiza]

I was going to say leave it to the wedding dept of Harrods but maybe that store is unacceptable to the royal family, so something from Woolies mayhap???

[FastBarry]

A stick of dynamite.

[cockneyexile]

a tube of superglue so he can glue his ears back

[RevShirls]

A quaich (Scottish) and whisky.

[sp1814]

I would get them something from JML (perhaps a 'Whisk-o-Lait hand held mini blender'). That would really annoy them (I know it would annoy me).

With regard to booze, I would do what I did when I was 20 and went to parties - bring a bottle of Thunderbirds 'fortified wine', leave it on the draining board, then tuck straight into their quality booze.

Not sure if Prince Charles actually has a draining board, but you catch my drift.

[woofgang]

an internal nose hair cutter and one of those battery operated things for grinding corns off your feet....hour of fun on the honeymoon

[Dark Angel]

A pair of glasses for Prince Charles and a ski mask for Camilla!

[milly143]

come to think of it I'd also chuck in the number of my parents divorce lawyer just for good measure.

[Robinia]

I'm curious milly, why are you so convinced that it will all end in tears?

[Robinia]

(Sorry to hi-jack your Q Madge).

[milly143]

Just being pessimistic - I'm not exactly a fan of the Royals. Shall move my negativity towards a more needy cause - work. :-)

[littleoldme]

A karaoke machine, so that at the reception, Charles can get up and sing:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from a personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Also, a book - True Love For Dummies (or Royals).
Chapter 1 - How To Get Together With Your Ideal Partner...In Less Than 35 Years!!!
Chapter 2 - Woops! I Married The Wrong Person!!!
Chapter 3 - You Can Be Happy! And No One Has To Die In A Horrible Car Accident!!!
Chapter 4 - Planning Your Wedding Day!!!
Chapter 5 - 101 Ways Your Wedding May Not Be Legal!!!
Chapter 6 - Postponing Your Wedding Day!!!
Chapter 7 - Rescheduling Your Wedding Day!!!
etc etc.
(Chapters 6 and 7 may be re-read as many times as is necessary to avoid clashes with funerals of religious leaders or royals from other nations, major sporting events, natural disasters, or the release of a new Oasis album).

[smudge]

With all the negativity in the newspapers & on TV, can you imagine how Charles, Camilla, William or Harry would feel if they registered with Answerbank?

Off with your heads I hear!

[Robinia]

One would be having lots of one's posts banned wouldn't one smudge??

[wellhungjock]

nosebag for camilla and a blow up fox for charlie. Booze Tennents super lager 2005 vintage

[milly143]

Oh, I forgot the booze. A bottle of a leibfraumilch to bring a little class to the occasion.

[silly moo]

Buy a nun a motorbike or something similar through a charity gift web site.
No booze - I expect them to buy me a drink.

[smudge]

I think the best wedding gift would be for us to allow them to live the rest of their lives together, in peace & harmony - along with their children.