Calling all Liverpudlians

[carrust]

Scousers....Do you know there are only 11 shop-lifting days left to Christmas...

[rojash]

This is not funny. It's no different from racism.

[TheOtherHalf]

Theres still a lot of it about. racism I mean

[carrust]

rojash...I bet you're a bundle of laughs:-@

[Zhukov]

nasty joke :(

[pa___ul3]

as a posh scouser (from the other side of the Mersey) I'll defend carrust and say it's unlikely any scousers, posh, plastic or authentic, would be offended by that joke... mainly because it's been done to death!

[gness]

Wow. Nasty. Bet you`re the bore at the party carrust.

[carrust]

Cheers paul. It was told on the TV last night by no other than Ken Dodd,who is a genius

[mungbeanz]

I feel that the joke section is not for rojash.

[Baldric]

Tell us a joke rojash.

[MarkRae]

Two hippopotamuses were wallowing in the mud and one thought it was Tuesday.

[pa___ul3]

aaah Ken Dodd, that notorious anti-scouser! He taught Gary Neville eveything he knows! ;)

[missprim]

It made me laugh but I have a sense of humour so I can see how people who don't have one would find this unamusing. I bet they don't laugh at Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman jokes either :-)

[redman41]

Don't you dare pinch my Sheep carrust
Xmas would not be the same without them ! :-))

[notasyoungasiwas]

Racism rojash - get a grip !

[DTCwordfan]

I do not want my sheep pinching either. It hurts them.

[DTCwordfan]

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer at the National Sheep Show.

"So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Welsh Farmer.

"So, Welshie, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."

"That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Welsh farmer. Then he meets a farmer from the Liverpool area.

"So, Scouser, how do you shag your sheep?"
"Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders."

"Over your shoulders?" replies the researcher. "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?"

"What?" says the farmer. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

[Arksided]

hey, hey,hey calm down! I love scouser's they're not quite 'salt of the earth like Yorkshire folk' but they are a laugh (If they're not robbing you for a tuppence)

[missprim]

Still laughing at this carrust. Have passed on to my fellow Mancunians :-)